Kathleen Cook
Apply conservatively or liberally, as needed, to all disaffected areas,
sez the doc, to me, (credulous, attentive untutored)
Putabitoftheointment onthetipofyourmiddlefinger,
mixwiththecream (what cream?) using yourindexdab
freelymayuseyour secondandfourth. Reschedule
insixweeksor wheneverwarrantyexpires.
Medicare, Supplemental? Nothing?
How did you get in here?
Get lost. Good Luck.
exits doc rapidly
dice el maestro de espanol, a mi, (credulous, attentive,
untutored) It’s a matter of mood. If you are happy,
despondent, even fearful, and another person is involved,
he or she changes to the subjunctive. Easy to do: er/ir to ar
plus personal ending, don’t forget stem cells, but of course
if you’ve gone into the past, must be-ara.
If you are alone, you can’t change
anybody. Suerte. Hasta luego.
maestro sale por la puerta.
sez the prez to me, (incredulous, inattentive, now-schooled)
Take a man at his word. (A woman, too, I suppose?)
Innocent until I say he’s guilty, disloyal, or scum.
My man is great! I am great!
(A great silence falls on the land as televisions are muted
from sea to shining sea, Omaha to Onalaska.)
He never did any of those things!
I never did any of those things!
I run to recheck my voter registration, worn to a pale yellow tatter.
Kathleen Cook is a life-long resident of South Texas. She has enjoyed writing for all purposes since childhood. She completed advanced degrees in German language and literature and enjoyed a rewarding career as a teacher. In retirement, she has again taken up study of Spanish, and delights in gardening. The rich joys and sorrows of family and community intersect with urban and Texas-countryside settings in her writing. She has been published in Mutabilis, Dos Gatos, and Lamar University anthologies.
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