A poem-a-day protest against the threat posed to our democracy by the current occupant of the White House
Myra Malkin
Anti-Ode to Ken Paxton, Attorney-General of Texas, and Willing Lady-Killer
—He jes’ loves those tiny little foetuses,
Ken does!
Keep ‘em in the womb, for the whole nine moons
—even if they’re dead, even if they’re doomed.
Handy little prunes, thinks pro-life Ken.
But listen, Ken, we called up God—
he couldn’t have been nicer, that Great White Shard.
God, we said, could you confirm
that every foetus has to go to term?
God says: huh?
God says: wha?
God says: sometimes it’s better to abort.
God says: let’s keep the suffering short.
(Why do we have to have suffering at all?
—we’ll save that for another call.)
God says justice does take time,
but he’ll make the punishment fit the crime.
Down there in Hell, Ken, there ain’t any bans:
Devil’s gonna get you and make you TRANS!
Take away your night-stick, fit you with a womb—
a thousand Kenny-foetuses, all of ‘em in bloom.
No more trying to Tyrannosaurus Rex us
—you’ll own a uterus that’s heftier than Texas.
Great big padlock, between your legs,
that says NO EXIT to the sperms with eggs.
Morning sickness, each day of the week.
Pre-eclampsia’s malaise-boutique.
Maybe some gestational hypertension?
Hyperemesis? Yeast infection?
Have fun, Ken!
You’ll stay pregnant for e-ter-ni-tee,
a convex colossus of fe-cund-i-tee.
You’ll be your very own ball and chain.
You’re gonna wax—and you’re never gonna wane.
God says Kenny’s gonna get what’s due:
what you did unto others will be done to you.
Hit it, band—
He jes’ loves those tiny little foetuses.
He jes’ loves those tiny little foetuses.
He jes’ LOVES those tiny little foetuses,
Ken does!
Author’s Notes:
In 2023, a Texas court ruled that Kate Cox, because of the foetus’s condition and the resulting danger to the mother, was entitled to a medical-exemption abortion. Ken Paxton threatened to prosecute any doctor who performed an abortion on Cox; he appealed the ruling to the Texas Supreme Court, and they paused it. Cox had to get her abortion in another state.
In 2024, Paxton charged a NYS doctor, Maggie Carpenter, with prescribing abortion medication to a Texas patient, via telemedicine. In 2025, he charged a midwife, Maria Margarita Rojas, with doing illegal abortions and practicing medicine without a license.
In 2025, a Paxton opinion said that transgender people can’t change their sex on driver’s licenses and birth certificates, and that court orders permitting such changes are void.
Myra Malkin is the author of Sunset Grand Couturier (Broadstone Books, 2022), and a chapbook, No Lifeguard on Duty (Mainstreet Rag, 2010). She started out as an actress (mostly way off Broadway) and was a legal services attorney in upstate New York. She now lives in New York City.
Indolent Books and editor Michael Broder are back with another poem-a-day series as a creative response to the threat posed to our democracy by the current occupant of the White House. The plan is to continue for all 1460 days of the 47th American presidency.
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